i hate being tickled i do not think it is cute i do not think it is funny i will kick you in the fucking face
bbboa: i hope you have pet insurance because i’m about to destroy that pussy
I feel much better now that I have had multiple orgasms, a bubble bath and my hair cut
I’ve got my ‘let’s kill everybody’ face on today
dude, you said you would cut my hair last week, then you said you would cut it on wednesday, then TODAY but you got free tickets to supafest and literally cancel on me 20 minutes before I’m meant to meet you. what the fuck!! what kind of ‘friend’ does that to a person?!